Cop Unlucky

In one town, a policeman stops a motorist seemed to rush too hard.
- But officer, said the rider, I can explain.
- Not a word! salt officer. I leave you calm returns to prison until my boss.
- But, officer, I just want to say that ...
- I told you to relax. Now you go to jail!
Over several hours, the officer comes to see how is the detainee:
- Let's be quiet, fortunately for you, says police boss is his daughter's wedding. A very good spirits come out.
- Do you? said the prisoner. I'm the groom ...