An interview with reporter

A team of reporters traveling in Uzbekistan to make a report to the national champion in wrestling. reporter:
- We all know that war will bring misfortune and tragedy but I think you have the power to remember a fluke in your life!
- Now some time I lost goat in the mountains. Then we gathered all the villagers in my home, I drank vodka, then I left, I found the goat, I brought it home, I fu ** to by all, and we drank vodka iara.
reporter:
- That's gross, but still a happy coincidence in your life you can not tell me about?
- Yes. One day the wife of a villager lost in the mountains. We all gathered at home, I drank vodka, then I went, I brought the woman home, I fu ** to all, and we drank vodka iara.
- I see that it does not work. Can you give me a story that sad in your life?
- One day I got lost in the mountains ..




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Secretary employer

A boss reach the office in the morning with his pants zipper undone.
Secretary, not knowing how to put it in the theme directly, it addresses:
- Boss this morning when you left home, you close the garage door?
The phrase had the gift to light it so the guy came into the office a little puzzled.
Put him in the office begin to bud out and sees crotch opened.
At the time, has a revelation on the words secretary thinks so to annoy a bit. I called the office to fetch coffee and asks:
- When you saw the garage door open and Jag have you seen?
Secretary, smiling a moment reply:
- No, boss. All I saw was a Mini with two deflated tires.





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Negotiation between the bear and the bear

A polar bear encounters in our forests a brown bear, young and tidy, goes to her and says:
- Hey babe, how about if you spend a night with me? You know, i love black girls ...
- If you want to have me all night, you have to pay, dude ... she replied.
After negotiating the price, polar bear says to:
- Come on, now pack your bags and go.
- Where to go? asked the bear surprised.
- My house, of course. What do you think, that I gave the money back only a few hours?