How can you get rid of the house unseen lover

While Maria sex with her ​​lover, John enters the house. In great haste, the woman tells her lover:
- Hide behind the TV!
John starts his TV and drinking beer while his wife does not know how to make him leave the room. Finally, she called out from the kitchen:
- John, come fast to see what miracle happened to me! I dropped a porcelain plate on the floor and I jumped back in the mine, intact!
- That's nothing! Ion cry room. Just now a player was penalized with a red card and sent off. When he came out, passed by me!