Some programs in hell to be respected Device

They say one dies and goes to hell.
Seeing it there, it bufneşte while weeping and sobbing so, comes to him a devil :
- What are you doing lad, why are you crying so ?
- Well we arrived in Hell , look and map , " You are here " . I'll burn and tormented me .
- Nonsense , who has you put crap in your head? That's propaganda on Earth and in Heaven .
- But ... I'm not going to bother?
- Run lad of here , as you struggle ! This practice sins on Earth . Look , I'll give an example: you like to drink ?
- I drink , but in moderation.
- When you see what cool is Monday ! Monday drink what we want , wine, beer , liquors , whiskey, vodka , brandy , brandy , anything.
- But , well then it's not so bad .
- But wait till you see smoke? - I smoke , but moderate.
 - Well then see Tuesday , nenică Tuesday Turks smoke - smoke cigarettes, hookahs , cigars , pipes , butts , anything.
- Ah , well then it's not so bad .
- But let me see - I like to drink coffee ? - I drink , but only a few per day.
- Well let's see then on Wednesday ! Wednesday drink Turkish coffee , coffee , espresso, latte, cafe - frappe , what we want.
- Job ! I've been quiet .
- Say, say little devil , are you gay?
- No, no way , No way .
- When might you not really like Thursdays ...