Obama and Putin in a bar.

Obama and Putin in a bar. Between a guy and waiter says: 

- The Putin there was not Obama? 

- Yes. 

That goes to them and says: 

- Oh, what a honor to meet you! So what will be your next step? 

- We killed 100 Iraqis and a blonde. 

- Why a blonde? Ask the guy. 

When you say Obama lu Putin: 

- I told ba asshole that nobody passes them 100 Iraqis!